Mother: Why are you jumping up and down?
Tom: I've just taken some medicine and I forgot to shake the bottle.
妈妈:你为什么不停地跳上跳下的?
汤姆:我刚吃完药,可我忘了先摇动瓶子了
Mr. Johnson: Are you using you mower this afternoon?
Mr.Smith: Yes.
Mr.Johnson: Fine. Then can I borrow your tennis racket, since you won't be needing it?
约翰逊先生:今天下午你准备用割草机吗?
史密斯先生:是的。
约翰逊先生:太好了。既然您不用网球拍,那我可以借用一下吗?
调查员:What is your father’s name?
小弟:Happy
调查员:What is your mother’s name?
小弟:Smile
调查员:Are you joking?
小弟:No that’s my sister。I am kidding.
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