中文：

半夜，和同学打完出大的回来，在楼下烤了两只鸡腿，自己吃了一只，留了一只给老婆。回到家里，老婆已经睡着了。就叫：老婆老婆吃鸡腿啊！老婆迷迷糊糊的坐起来，拿过鸡腿就吃。吃完了用手一摸嘴巴，说了句“好香啊”，倒下就继续睡觉。

第二天早上起来，问老婆昨晚的鸡腿好吃吗？老婆说，什么啊，昨晚你回来前我就睡觉了，没有吃鸡腿啊。

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英文:

Fire away to come back greatly with classmate at the midnight, roasted two chicken legs in the down stairs, oneself ate 1, staying 1 to the wife.Return to a home, the wife has already fallen asleep.Call:The wife's wife eats a chicken leg!The wife sits in a dazely, once taking a chicken leg to eat.Finish eating just touch mouth, said a sentence like joss-stick, fall flop and then continue to go to bed.

The second day morning gets up, did the chicken leg which asks a wife last night eat well?The wife says that what, you came back a front me to go to bed last night, dided not eat a chicken leg.

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