That was a bird used to fly over a corn field everyday.
But one day, the field became pop-corn as a result of fire.
When the silly bird fight over the field again, it thought that was snowed. so.... it died with freezing.
There is a bird who flies over a corn field every day. But one day a big fire burnt the corn field into popcorn.When the bird flies over the field that day ,he thought the popcorn was snow.
So it was frozen to death.
Once there was a bird. It flew over a corn field everyday. But one day a fire burned the corn into popcorn. The bird thought it snowed at the popcorn when it flew over the field the next day. And finally it was frozen to death.
A bird used to fly over a corn field every day.
But one day a big fire burned all the corn to puffed rice.
When the bird flew over the field again ,it thought the puffed rice on the ground was snow.
So the bird was frozen to death.
It is a bird from a corn every day to fly over airspace
But suddenly one day have a torch burning the popcorn corn
那只birds split again after they saw the corn and popcorn on the ground is that the snow
So it has died
One day,a man go to fishing,He catch the squid,He said to the squid:I'll roast you. That squid said:please,don't roast me .The man said:ok,I ask you a question.That squid said:alright alright,you ask,you ask.That man roast that squid!
有一天,有一个人去钓鱼,他钓到一只鱿鱼,他对那只鱿鱼说:我要烤了你。那只鱿鱼就说:求求你,不要烤了我。那个人就说:那好吧,我考你一个问题。那只鱿鱼就说:好啊好啊,你考吧你考吧。结果那个人就把那只鱿鱼给烤了。
祝你开心!
One day's, some person fishes, he fishes to a squid, he said to that squid: I must roast you. That squid said: Asks you, do not roast me. That person said: That good, I test a your question. That squid said: Good good, you test you to test. Result that person for roasted that squid.
Once upon a time ,a stupid guy went to the doctor's.
What's the matter with you,asked the doctor.
I have been broken all!,said the fool .
Broken all,what's it mean?,the doctor was surprised.
Then,the fool pointed to his head and said:Ouch!There is something wrong with my head.after that,he pointed to his back and said :ouch,my back hurt.then,he touch his nose and said:ouch,my nose hurt……
The doctor thought a while and said :you have a bad finger
从前,有个傻瓜去看医生。那医生问他有什么病。那傻瓜说他全身伤了。那医生很疑惑。接着,那傻瓜用手指着头说:“很痛,我的头伤了。”接着,有指着背,鼻子,说它们都伤了。
那医生想了一会儿,说:“你的手指伤了。”
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