Good Boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?

I gave it to a poor old woman, he answered.

You're a good boy, said the mother proudly. Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?

She is the one who sells the candy.

好孩子

小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。

“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”

“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”

“她是个卖糖果的。”

小明学了点英语，总想着能展示展示显摆显摆，有一天在街上他看见一老外，惊喜，机会啊机会，于是走上前去，假装不小心撞了一下老外，连忙道歉：

I am sorry!

人家老外很有礼貌的回了句:I am sorry,too!

小明当场就晕了，two???

小明就来了句：I am sorry，three.

人家老外也晕了，不明白就问：What are you sorry for?

小明傻了这回，还four，four啥啊four

小明直流汗，不明白啊，只好硬着头皮说

I am sorry five.

Dad and mom,which is longer?

dad,because dad is father(further)