Jack

feell

off

his

bicycle

and

got

hurt.

A

beautiful

young

nurse

asked

him

to

fill

forms.

Jack

finished

them

and

gave

them

back.'Anything

else?'

The

nurse

asked.

'Yes,'Jack

thinks

for

a

while

and

said,'I'm

a

bachelor.'

杰克骑车摔伤,得住院治疗.一位年轻美貌的护士拿着表格让填.仞杰克填好递上表格'还有什么漏填的?'护士问.

'有!'杰克想了想说,'我是个单身汉.'

Wife:You

see.According

to

te

statistics

on

thepaper,80%

of

those

who

have

died

of

liver

cancer

have

drunk

alcohol.

Husband:It's

okey.

To

my

investigation,all

Thespeopleeat

meals.

妻子:你看这张报纸,据统计,死于肝癌的人80%都是喝酒的.

丈夫:那有什么?据我调查,死予肝癌的人100%都吃饭的.

'Excuse

me,but

the

seat

you've

taken

is

mine.'

'Yours?Can

you

prove

it?'

'Yes,I

put

a

cup

of

ice

cream

on

it.'

'请原谅,你占了我的位置.'

'你的位置?你能征明这点吗?'

'能,我在位置上放了杯冰激凌.'

One

day,Eve

asked

Adam,'Doyou

really

love

me?'

Adam

said

helplessly,'Do

I

have

any

other

choice?'

一天,夏娃问亚当:'你当真爱我吗?'

亚当无可奈何地回答:'我还有的选择吗?'

Always

Thirsty

'I

had

an

operation,'

said

a

man

to

his

friend,

'and

the

doctor

lefta

sponge

in

me.'

'That's

terrible!'

said

the

friend.

'Got

any

pain?'

'No,

but

I

am

always

thirsty!'

总感到口渴

一个男人对他的朋友说：“我动了一次手术，手术后医生把一块海绵忘在我的身体里了。”

“真是太糟糕了！”朋友说道：“你觉得疼吗？”

“不疼，可是我总感到口渴。”

A

Useful

Way

Father:

Jack,

why

do

you

drink

so

much

water?

Jack:

I

have

just

had

an

apple,

Dad.

Father:

What's

that

got

to

do

with

it?

Jack:

I

forgot

to

wash

the

apple.

一个有效的方法

爸爸：杰克，你干嘛喝这么多水呀？

杰克：我刚才吃了个苹果，爸爸。

爸爸：可是这跟喝水有什么关系呢？

杰克：我忘了洗苹果呀。

A

Present

Kate:

Mom,

do

you

know

what

I'm

going

to

give

you

for

your

birthday?

Mom:

No,

Honey,

what?

Kate:

A

nice

teapot.

Mom:

But

I've

got

a

nice

teapot.

Kate:

No,

you

haven't.

I've

just

dropped

it.

凯特的礼物

凯特：妈妈，你知道我要给你一件什么生日礼物吗？

妈妈：不知道，宝贝，是什么呀？

凯特：一把漂亮的茶壶。

妈妈：可是我已经有一把漂亮的茶壶了呀。

凯特：不，你没有了。我刚刚把它给摔了。