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2024-10-10 16:09:15

Before, three explorers go desert adventure, the three explorers were French American people are Chinese people. It is unfortunate that they lost, they despair walked in the desert, suddenly found that Chinese people have in front of a lamp not far away, and he ran over to pick up the lamp rubbed. Bang! Oil lamps out of灯神个. Say灯神: Human ah! I meet each of your three wishes! Immediately open an American Chinese people, said: First of all I would like a lot of a lot of money, then I want a lot of a lot of beauties, and finally put me back to the United States.灯神said: OK! And灯神help him achieve the three wishes. French people excited to see this ~ open Chinese people and said: First of all I would like a lot of a lot of money, then to a lot of a lot of beautiful women, and finally put me back to France!灯神Say: OK!灯神not be able to help him achieve the desire. Finally Chinese people stand up and walk next to灯神Say: The灯神me a bar ~ Say: Yes! Chinese people, said: First of all, I would like to use up a petrol car, then I want a lot of water, and finally ... ... you help me put the Americans and the French people sent back. If France has just finished and the American people sent back. They are very angry but there is no way people can only go along with Chinese. They are about to finish the走了很久water. Chinese people suddenly discovered not far from the front and a lamp. So he ran up to get rubbed. Bang! Lights out灯神个.灯神said: you are in front of my face灯神son, my strength failed him, and you can only satisfy the aspirations of each of the two. American and France to discuss with people: This time, unlike last time, as can not, let Chinese people first. So the first Chinese person on the desire to go Hsu. Chinese people said: Firstly, I want a lot of water, the second, you can go ~ French American people: ... ... ... ...

Once upon a time, there were three explorers went to desert to look for adventure, three explorers were Chinese Americans and French. Unfortunately they lost their way in the desert, they walked in despair, suddenly chinese found there was a lamp in front of him, so he ran over to pick up the lamp. Bang! A god went out from the lamp. God said: human! I can meet you three wishes! Americans immediately pushed Chinese and said: first of all I want lots of money, then I want many beauties, finally put me back to the United States. God said:OK! And god helped him to realize the three wishes. The Frenchman saw this. He pushed Chinese and said in excitment: first I want lots and lots of money, then to many beauties, finally brought me back to France! God said:OK! God also helped him to realize his wishes. Finally the Chinese rose and went to the lamp ,said: god!Is it my turn? god said: yes. Chinese said: first of all, I want a burn gasoline automobile, then I want lots of water, finally... you help me to send the american and the French back just before the american and the French were sent back. They were angry but to go with Chinese. They walked for a long time and were out of water. Suddenly, the Chinese found a lamp again. So he ran up and wiped. Bang! A god went out from the lamp. God said: I am son of the god which you meet before , my strength is not as strong as hin, I can meet your two wishes. The american and the French discussed : this time can not like the last time, let the Chinese say first. So the Chinese first to make wishes. The Chinese said: first, I want a lot of water, the second, you can go the American and the French: ......

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