求一篇中译英的小笑话

副总裁 A man who had just been promoted to vice-president boasted so much about it to his wife that she finally retorted, “Vice-presidents are a dozen a dime. Why, in the supermarket they even have a vice-president in charge of prunes.” Furious, the husband phoned the supermarket in the expectation of refuting his wife. He asked to speak to the vice-president in charge of prunes. “Which kind?” was the reply. “Fresh or dried?” 释文 刚被提升为副总的丈夫向妻子大吹大擂，妻子终于反驳道：“副总裁一毛钱买一打。你看超级市场里甚至有一名负责李子的副总裁呢。” 恼怒的丈夫立即给超级市场打电话，准备驳斥妻子。他要求与负责李子的副总裁通话。 “管哪方面的？”对方答道。“鲜货还是干货？” WhoShouldBeGiventheGift？ 2.Afatheroffivechildrencamehomewithatoy，summonedhischildrenandaskedwhichoneofthemshouldbegiventhepresent，“Whoisthemostobedient，nev?ertalksbacktoMotheranddoesevery?thingheorsheistold？”heinquired．Therewassilence，andthenachorusofvoices:“Youplaywithit，Daddy牎”（译文） 礼物该给谁？ 一位有五个孩子的父亲带着一件玩具回到家里，把孩子们召集起来问这件礼物该给谁。“谁最听话，从不和妈妈顶嘴，父母让干什么就干什么？”他问道。大家都不吭声。过了一会儿，孩子们异口同声地说：“爸爸，您玩吧。” 3. Oneday，theteacherinquiredPeter:“Howmuchisfourminusfour？”Peterwastongue－tired．Theteachergotangryandsaid:“Whatafool牎Yousee，ifIputfourcoinsinyourpocket，butthereisaholeinyourpocketandallofthemleakout，nowwhatisleftinyourpock?et？”“Thehole，”repliedPeter．（译文）四减四等于几？ 一天，老师问彼得：“4减4等于几？”彼得张口结舌答不上来。老师生气地说：“真笨！你想，我要是往你口袋里放四个硬币，而你的口袋上有个窟窿，硬币全漏掉了，那么，你衣袋里还剩下什么？”“窟窿。”彼得答道

中文译英文和小笑话

Hello,everybody! My name is XXX. I am XX years old. I am studying in XXX middle school. I like playing computer games and reading books and I am good at playing violin and english. I hope all of you like me. thank you! Today I would like to tell you a piece of joke, I hope you enjoy it. Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you all to answer at once. How much is 6 plus 4? Student: At once!