一、用英语翻译这段话：现在我要讲一个笑话，题目是《两个蛋糕》。

Now I'd like to tell you a joke . The title of the joke is Two Cakes .

二、求英语简短小笑话

He is really somebody

-- My uncle has 1000 men under him.

-- He is really somebody. What does he do?

-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.

三、用英语讲一个故事或笑话带带翻译

A young man to receive presents on her birthday, is a talking parrot.

He is determined to change the parrot. Said politely to it every day and teach it polite words, playing soft music,

It is no use but, the parrot is still a mouthful of X L.

He angrily shouted at the parrot, the parrot at him shout louder.

Once, he spirit pole, throw parrot into the refrigerator. A few seconds later, he heard the parrot inside and yelling and cursing.

Suddenly, the quiet and there is no sound at all. Half a minute passed, still no sound. He was afraid the parrot to freeze, open the refrigerator right away.

The parrot calmly stepped out and obediently stood in his arm, with a very sincere tone, said: I'm sorry

Before I make you angry, I is doing the wrong thing, I decided to recognition, don't say dirty words, please forgive me.

The young man is astonished at the change of the parrot, haven't had time to say what, the parrot continued: may I ask

Inside that chicken to do something wrong?