有没有搞笑的中式英语的文章
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有没有搞笑的中式英语的文章

01 Good good study day day up. 好好学习 天天向上

02 How are you? How old are you? 怎么是你? 怎么老是你?

03 You have seed. I will give you some color to see see. 你有种。我要给给你点颜色瞧瞧。

04 You ask me, me ask who? 你问我,我问谁?

05 We two who and who? 咱俩谁跟谁?

06 No three no four. 不三不四。

07 Horse horse tiger tiger 马马虎虎。

08 One car come,one car go,two car pengpeng,one car died! 关于一场车祸的描述。

09 People mountain people sea. 人山人海。

10 If you want money,I have no.If you want life,I have one! 要钱没有,要命一条!

找一些有趣"中式英语"..

1.we two who and who? 咱俩谁跟谁阿

(never mind, we are close friends!)

2.how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你,怎么老是你?

(why it's you? why it's always you?)

3.you don't bird me,I don't bird you 你不鸟我,我也不鸟你

(you don't like me. so i don't like you)

4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers !

together up ! 你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!

(guys! let's show this dude some manpower!{a fight began})

5.hello everybody! if you have something to say,then say!if you have

nothing to say,go home!! 有事起奏,无事退朝

({basically the same meaning, but it's written in acient chinese,this kind of translation has destroyed the tougue})

6.you me you me 彼此彼此

(same with you)

7.You Give Me Stop!! 你给我站住!

(hey, you! stop!)

8.know is know noknow is noknow 知之为知之,不知为不知...

(a person has to be honest)

9.WATCH SISTER 表妹

( cousin{female})

10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!!

龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!

({this one is hard...} you are noble or humble, it determined by blood)

11.American Chinese not enough 美中不足

(almost perfect except one thing)

12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 车祸现场描述

(the scene of a car accident)

13.heart flower angry open 心花怒放

(very very happy)

14.go past no mistake past 走过路过,不要错过

(don't miss it)

15.小明:I am sorry! 老外:I am sorry too!

小明:I am sorry three! 老外:What are you sorry for?

小明:I am sorry five!

({a conversation between a chinese and a english speaker})

16.If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one!

要钱没有,要命一条

(i have no money to give you! take my life instead!)

17.I call Li old big. toyear 25. 我叫李老大,今年25。

(i am brother Li. i am 25.)

18.you have two down son。你有两下子。

(you are really talented!)

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