1.Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday? 

I gave it to a poor old woman, he answered. 

You're a good boy, said the mother proudly. Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman? 

She is the one who sells the candy. 

2.Little Johnny says Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. 

You've done the right thing, says Mommy.

But Mommy, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

3.It's not my faultMother (reprimanding训斥，谴责 her small daughter): You mustn't pull the cat's tail.

Daughter: I'm only holding it, Mom. The cat's doing the pulling.