一、初一英语搞笑小故事有哪些

Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday? I gave it to a poor old woman,he answered. You are a good boy ,said the mother proudly.Here are two more cents.But why are you so interested in the old woman? She is the one who sells the candy

二、简单的英语笑话，初一水平，短一些，有翻译的

Let me take it down

An elephant said to a mouse ,no doubt that you are the smallest and most useless thing that I have ever seen .

Pleas ,say it again .Let me take it down .the mouse said .I will tell a flea who I know.

为我所用

一头大象对一只小老鼠说：“你无疑是我见过的最小、最没用的东西。”

“请再说一遍，让我把它记下来。”老鼠说。“我要讲给我认识的一只跳蚤听。

望采纳！祝好~

三、初一短篇英语笑话100词(1.25分),5分钟回答完急用,谢谢

The Doctor Knows Better

A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: I think that he is very ill. I am afraid that he is dead.said the doctor, Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: I'm not dead. I'm still alive. Be quiet, said the wife. the doctor knows better than you! 医生懂得多 一个男人在街上被出租车撞倒送进了医院.他的妻子站在他的床前对医生说:我想他伤得很厉害.医生说:我怕他已经死了.听到医生的话,这个男人转动着头说:我没死,我还活着.妻子说:安静,医生比你懂得多.

四、我是初一的，我需要一篇短一点的英语小笑话，希望各位同仁帮帮忙哈！！在下感激不敬！！

Little Robert asked his mother for tow cents.”What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?”

“I gave it to a poor old woman,”he answered.

“You’er a good boy,”said the mother proudly.”Here are tow cents more.But why are you so interested in the old woman?”

“She is the one who sells the candy.”

好孩子

小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。

“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”

“我给了一个可怜的老太婆。”他回答说。“你真是一个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说. “再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”

“她是个卖糖果的。”

Drunk :

One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad? Well, my son, his father replied, look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk.

But, dad, the boy said, there's only ONE policeman!

醉酒

一天，父亲与小儿子一道回家。这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄，老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思？” “唔，孩子，”父亲回答说，“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成了四个，那么我就算醉了。” “可是，爸爸， ”孩子说，“那儿只有一个警察呀！”

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